For all of you out-of-towners, under-agers, recluses, and the currently incarcerated who won’t be able to make it to the Blowout, Doomtree is pleased to announce that pre-orders are now available for both new False Hopeses! This offer is a Doomtree webstore exclusive, babe. Cop yours. All orders placed before 5:00pm on Friday, December 14th will ship on Monday the 17th. Happy birthday Jesus, happy birthday America.
On a side note, Lazerbeak recently did an interview with Reveille Magazine about a subject near and dear to his heart: Jigga. That might seem weird to you, but it definitely doesn’t to us. Beak loves Jay more than Beyonce does (which is a terrible comparison, as she is obviously incapable of actually loving anyone). Oh, and Reveille is also streaming the new Doomtree track “Flex” at their site. Stream on, streamers.