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Welcome back to Tuesdays With Lazerbeak! We’ve got an INSANELY AWESOME P.O.S Health Update to start things off today, so let’s get right into it. Here’s a very special message straight from the man himself that we recorded at last night’s crew meet up. Check it out:

Yes, you heard that right: Stef has found a donor match and will be going in this Thursday for a kidney transplant! It’s been a long road up until this point, and we’d like to thank every single one of you for the outpouring of support over the last year and change. Whether you donated some bucks, sent kind words of encouragement, or showed up at shows along the way, it has all meant a serious TON, frreal. We’ll definitely keep you posted on his recovery throughout. SO PUMPED THIS IS FINALLY GOING DOWN. Here’s a couple of awesome Stef pics, just because. Love this cool guy too much.

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Alright, keeping up with the general theme of EXTREME CELEBRATION (ahem, Segue Streak) let’s get into the Bonus Jam of the Week a little early today. It is truly LAVA BANGER certified and Legend God approved. I could not be more happy to announce that Get Cryphy has just dropped their brand new GAME 6 megamix! YES! Quick reminder: Get Cryphy is an insanely talented DJ crew from these parts consisting of Plain Ole Bill, Jimmy 2 Times, DJ Fundo, and Last Word. They are THEE BEST. Every year they drop a different megamix in celebration of their annual anniversary party at First Ave, and they have never disappointed, not once. The dudes crammed in over 200 tracks into this one, with exclusive drops from local favorites St. Paul Slim, MaLLy, Rapper Hooks, and Haphduzn, plus the usual awesome movie quotes and even some choice Chicago Bulls dynasty clips. How can you go wrong? Stream and downlaod GAME 6 below.

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Speaking of that annual party at First Ave, the Get Cryphy Six Year Anniversary show is going down this Friday (3/7) in the Mainroom. This year the dudes are bringing in special guests Big Freedia and Spank Rock (!!!!) to join in the festivities (plus a ton of unannounced performances per usual). Check out this great video for the show below, created by the Legend God of Promo Videos himself: Young Baby Ander Other! NEXT LEVEL.

BANG BANG BANG. Click the flyer below for ticket info and all the sweet deetz.  This show is gonna rule so hard.


OK, I think that’s about all the excitement that this post can take. I’ll leave you with a couple of Bonus Penny Pics to round things out. She was feeling pretty bad about chipping my tooth last week, and offered to put on her big boy boots and shovel the sidewalk as a peace offering. I appreciated her acknowledging that she was in the wrong, and gladly accepted.

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Here’s a pretty provocative pose from one of the world’s leading fashion forward DIVAS. Designers take note: open pajamas, car keys, and empty gift bags could be very popular items this Spring.

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With the impending TWINZ due date only eight days away, we’re trying to get as much quality Penny solo time in as possible. Here’s the whole gang watching Little Mermaid for the first time ever, which definitely reinforced my belief that “What do they got, a lotta sand? We got a hot crustacean band!” is the greatest kids lyric ever created. Nothing else even comes close.

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OK, that does it for this post! I hope you all have a wonderful week. If you think about it and get a second, send some super positive vybez Stef’s way this Thursday as he goes in for surgery. We’ll all be wishing him a safe and speedy recovery, and will definitely keep you posted on his progress throughout. See you next Tuesday!

— Beak

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